A GUIDE TO NOTHING
Waiting for Enlightenment
THE KOAN OF THE WAITLESS WAIT
A selection from the book
by Jordi Fox & Rob-Ryan
A GUIDE TO NOTHING
Waiting for Enlightenment
THE KOAN OF THE WAITLESS WAIT
A selection from the book
by Jordi Fox & Rob-Ryan
Caught in the act of committing a crime against modern aesthetics.
Identities have been obscured to protect the guilty.
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Caught in the act of committing a crime against modern aesthetics.
Identities have been obscured to protect the guilty.
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ROB-RYAN Art & Noise
ROB-RYAN Art & Noise
ROB-RYAN Art & Noise
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Couch musik for insomniacs
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WAITING for ENLIGHTENMENT
A GUIDE TO NOTHING
WAITING for ENLIGHTENMENT
A GUIDE TO NOTHING
FROM THE KOAN AUSTRALIA ARCHIVES
FROM THE KOAN AUSTRALIA ARCHIVES
propaganda from the Koan archives 1980-2021
ROB-RYAN

art & noise
ART FROM A COUPLE
OF UNCONTROLLABLE
OLD TARTS


Art installation with a capital F. Contents curated and placed at random.
The guerrilla grannies strike at bourgeois notions of order and logic.
Things shouldn't just unexpectedly and mysteriously appear, but they did.
Gladys & Daphne have been in your home or car to place someone else's stuff, leading you into making entirely false assumptions, and possibly accusations.
*The honoured recipients of these installations will not be publicly identified, but if it was you, now you know!
INSTALLATION #1
ART ON YOUR WASHING LINE


CONTENTS INSTALLATION #1
CARTON FOR LIME GREEN MANKINI
PLACED IN GUEST LAVATORY.
LIME GREEN MANKINI.
PEGGED TO WASHING LINE.
INSTALLATION #2
ART IN YOUR CAR



CONTENTS INSTALLATION #2
#1 BASTARD T SHIRT, BROKEN PLASTIC FORK, BODY WASHER FROM MERCURE HOTEL GINZA, VIETNAM RESTAURANT (NEW YORK) CARD WITH NOTE, RIPPED ROYAL JORDANIAN AIRLINES LUGGAGE TAG WITH NOTE, SCRAP OF GRID NOTEPAPER.
STUFFED INTO PIPER HEIDSEICK CHAMPAGNE COOLER.
PLACED UNDER VEHICLE PASSENGER SEAT.
INSTALLATION #3
ART IN YOUR CAR



CONTENTS INSTALLATION #3
PINK SPARKLY PURSE WITH BRITISH & HONG KONG COINS,
50 PAISTRES EGYPTIAN BANKNOTE, 1 PEARL BUTTON, 1 JEANS RIVET, 1 YELLOW AIRLINE EARPLUG, 1 IRON TABLET, BOATSHED KEY, WRINKLED TISSUE, HOTEL ST LOUIS (PARIS) BUSINESS CARD WITH NOTE, TWENTY BIODEGRADABLE PLASTIC FORKS, GIFTWRAPPED.
PLACED UNDER PASSENGER SEAT.
INSTALLATION #4
ART IN YOUR CAR


CONTENTS INSTALLATION #4
10 RAND NOTE, SOUTH AFRIKA
BROKEN FORK, BRITISH COINS, FAKE GOLD BAR FRIDGE MAGNET, TWO COTTON BUDS, PEARL BUTTON, TWO LONG SCREWS IN PLASTIC WRAPPER, CRUMPLED TISSUE,
KEY TO BOAD SHED 2, ONE LOMATIL TABLET, CARD FOR KLOOF ST CAFE CAPETOWN, RIPPED DENTIST APPOINTMENT CARD.
GOLD HARD SIDED PURSE WITH DOLLAR MOTIF PLACED UNDER DRIVER'S SEAT
INSTALLATION #5
ART IN YOUR HOME



CONTENTS INSTALLATION #5
70's PHILIPS JUICER (UNUSED, FUNCTIONING), AUSTAR REMOTE CONTROL, ONE BENT PLASTIC FORK, ONE MASTERFOODS SPICE BOTTLE CONTAINING MINT TEABAG, ONE GOLD MASK, ONE OUTDATED COMPUTER CABLE.
BROWN PAPER BAG ADDRESSED TO DAPHNE, PLACED BEHIND COUCH.
INSTALLATION #6
ART IN YOUR HOME



CONTENTS INSTALLATION #6
NINE HOTELSLIPPERS (USED) PACKED INTO BOLLINGER BOX, ONE VOICE OVER INTERNET BOX & TRANSFORMER (FUNCTIONING) PACKED INTO BOLLINGER BOX, ONE KEY, WHITE PLASTIC INSERT FROM MASTERFOODS SPICE BOTTLE, ONE CLOCK (FUNCTIONING - LOUDLY - AND PLACED UNDER BED)
OBJECTS PLACED THROUGHOUT PREMISES.
INSTALLATION #7
ART IN YOUR HOME



CONTENTS INSTALLATION #7
VENICE SOLAR POWERED GONDOLA, TWO PLASTIC FORKS (BENT), ONE MINI PEPSODENT TOOTHPASTE,
ONE TOOTHBRUSH, TWO MASKS, ONE HOTEL SLIPPER.
WRAPPED IN BUBBLEWRAP IN A BLACK BOX WITH YELLOW TAFFETA PLACED BEHIND COUCH.
INSTALLATION #8
ART IN YOUR HOME



CONTENTS INSTALLATION #8
SWISSAIR CIRCA 1999 FIRST CLASS TOILETRY KIT - UNOPENED; SWISSAIR CIRCA 1997 FIRST CLASS TOILETRY BAG; USED WILSON TENNIS BALL; CD - LISA STANSFIELD; CD - NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN; WET WIPE AUSTRIAN AIRLINES LOUNGE; NANA MOUSKOURI GLASS FRAMES; SIGN - "I MAY FART ANYTIME".
YELLOW AUSTRIAN SUPERMARKET SHOPPING BAG, PLACED BEHIND THE COUCH.
Watch out! - Gladys & Daphne continue their installations.